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Pens · Posted: Wed Jan 11, 2012 8:54 pm Post subject:

REPEAT GREEK TE

Reportedly,
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gaybear · Posted: Wed Jan 11, 2012 9:02 pm Post subject:

Oh! did you do a word jumble?

also:

C, E-flat and G go into a bar. The bartender says, "sorry, but we don't serve minors." So E-flat leaves, and C and G have an open fifth between them. After a few drinks, the fifth is diminished and G is out flat. F comes in and tries to augment the situation, but is not sharp enough. `D comes in and heads for the bathroom saying, "Excuse me. I'll just be a second." Then A comes in, but the bartender is not convinced that this relative of C is not a minor. Then the bartender notices B-flat hiding at the end of the bar and says, "Get out! You're the seventh minor I've found in this bar tonight." E-Flat comes back the next night in a three-piece suit with nicely shined shoes. The bartender says, "you're looking sharp tonight. Come on in, this could be a major development." Sure enough, E-flat soon takes off his suit and everything else, and is au natural.
Eventually C sobers up and realizes in horror that he's under a rest. C is brought to trial, found guilty of contributing to the diminution of a minor, and is sentenced to 10 years of D.S. without Coda at an upscale correctional facility.
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gaybear · Posted: Fri Jan 13, 2012 2:50 am Post subject:

Like herpes, this thread isn't going away.

So, for whatever reason, it always bothers me when Women's teams at colleges are called "Lady-BlahBlahs" or whatever. So, I've decided to refer to Oregon State's men's teams as the Male Beavers.

Walter Bitts busier than a one legged man in an ass kicking contest.

Gabriel Alan Acock busier than a one lipped man in an ass kissing contest
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gaybear · Posted: Sun Jan 15, 2012 9:30 pm Post subject:

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Pens · Posted: Sun Jan 15, 2012 9:49 pm Post subject:

gaybear · Posted: Tue Jan 17, 2012 4:00 am Post subject:

I know, right?

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hotrodperlmutter · Posted: Tue Jan 17, 2012 5:39 pm Post subject:

wtf is that
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laterallateral · Posted: Tue Jan 17, 2012 6:00 pm Post subject:

Fucking hilarious is what that is, son.
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gaybear · Posted: Sun Feb 05, 2012 6:24 am Post subject:

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hotrodperlmutter · Posted: Sat Feb 11, 2012 9:23 pm Post subject:

i think i've gotten my arrangement fleshed out. hope to record it on acoustic soon.

anyone else want to do this for a comp?

also, i just found out that Christian Loubotin is actually a high end shoe manufacturer. loo-buh-teen. i was saying "lou-boat-en."

my lyrical arrangement:

ter gatekeeper; Reportedly
ter gatekeeper; Reportedly
ter gatekeeper; Reportedly

the inter-layer zero
was shake on enthusiasm
louboutin shoes appendage

being keeping the boyfriend
learning from/to the Nazi test
christian louboutin knockoffs

the inter-layer zero
was shake on enthusiasm

being keeping the boyfriend
learning from/to the Nazi test
tiffany jewelry
knockoffs appendage

ter gatekeeper; Reportedly
ter gatekeeper; Reportedly
ter gatekeeper; Reportedly

the inter-layer zero
was shake on enthusiasm
louboutin uk appendage

being keeping the boyfriend
learning from/to the Nazi test
christian louboutin

ter gatekeeper; Reportedly

the inter-layer zero
was shake on enthusiasm
red bull hats appendage

being keeping the boyfriend
learning from/to the Nazi test hats

for sale
ter gatekeeper; Reportedly
for sale
ter gatekeeper; Reportedly
for sale
for sale
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gaybear · Posted: Sat Feb 11, 2012 9:30 pm Post subject:

it's beautiful already good sir!

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Empires · Posted: Sat Feb 11, 2012 9:38 pm Post subject:

hotrodperlmutter · Posted: Sat Feb 11, 2012 9:45 pm Post subject:

ha ha, al. you read my fucking mind. what i've turned it into is more of a frusciante acoustic only type thing, but will probably add in a bunch of garbage around it.

i initially heard the intro to this:

Link

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gaybear · Posted: Sun Feb 12, 2012 9:34 am Post subject:

Oh man, I finally started my version of ter gatekeeper;reportedly
It is so shitty good.
Reminded my gf of shit eating cunt face, which was a project i started to make the worst music ever.
here's SECF: http://www.myspace.com/shiteatingcuntface/photos

This one will be more epic.
should be up in a couple of days.
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gaybear · Posted: Fri Mar 02, 2012 5:11 am Post subject:

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gaybear · Posted: Sat Mar 17, 2012 6:33 am Post subject:

Link

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gaybear · Posted: Sat Mar 31, 2012 3:02 pm Post subject:

A couple of red state scientists

well there is 2 types of SCIENTIST, Evolutionist & Creationist...& according to the creation scientist, most dinosuars was washed away during flood of noah,(land dinos) & the flying dinosuars was killed off during the viking era & dark ages. the archeology evidence proves that vikings killed dragons & placed their heads on the end of the ship for show! (snip)...evolution is a load of lies, nothing scientific about evolution. the fossil record is based off assumptions & ideas.

R we really that dumb to believe that this SEA CREATURE is a spurgeon? lol EVOlUTION THEORIST always label a SEA CREATURE or MONSTER as a fish or something...smh bcuz they know if they admit that sea creatures exist it would TOTALLY DESTROY THE (FALSE) EVOLUTION THEORY (big bang) The bible makes it clear that Dinosaurs & sea creatures existed w/ humans. JOB chapter 40 & 41
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