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dezb1
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PostPosted: Sat Mar 26, 2016 12:02 am    Post subject: It's taken 62 years but... Reply with quote

...The new board at Fender have FINALLY fixed sorted out Leo's design flaws in the Stratocaster

https://youtu.be/zXQc-F02RaA
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PostPosted: Sat Mar 26, 2016 2:42 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

NON STAGGERED POLE PIECES.


I HAVE BEEN TELLING YOU ASSHOLES TO DO THIS FOR 10 OR 15 FUCKING YEARS.


YOU TAKE A ROBROE PICKUPCOVER, PUSH IT DOWN REALLY HARD ON THE PICKUP SO THE POLES EVEN OUT AND STAGGER OUT THE BACK SIDE OF THE PICKUP INSTEAD OF THE TOP. FLATTEN THE WHOLE FUCKING THING OUT AND COVER THE FUCKING BITCH UP.




WHY DOES EDGE HAVE TO BE THE ONE FUCKING GUY ON EARTH THAT SAYS TO ME GOOD IDEA ROBROE YOU THE FUCKING MAN? I HATE EDGE. EVERYONE ELSE SAID "WHY DID YOU FUCKING DO THAT? ITS GOING TO BREAK THE PICKUP" OR "THAT SHIT CANT SOUND GOOD"



FUCK ITTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT
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OMG FRAN YOU FUCKEN N00B U COULDA JUST BOUGHT A KIDS BIKE AND STOOD CLOSER TO IT
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PostPosted: Sat Mar 26, 2016 5:48 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Hey rob, fuckloads of Fender/Squier/aftermarket pickups from the '70s to now have been non-staggered too. CIJ Jag poles aren't staggered, for example. And that's just the guitar sitting 3-inches to the right of my face, there are probably others out there in the wilderness. Eric Johnson is a fan of the robroe method of "just push that shit" (he's from Texas so its lowercase but still).

Also The Edge didn't say shit to you, not that it'd be anything to be proud of in the first place... just stick it to him with your own signature Fender/make a youtube video where you say he sucks and leave it at that.
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Nick
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PostPosted: Sat Mar 26, 2016 5:59 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Haha more wood more tone
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PostPosted: Sat Mar 26, 2016 6:31 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Nick wrote:
Haha more wood more tone


This is what they thought in the 70s too. I guess everything comes back around, no matter how misguided.
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PostPosted: Sat Mar 26, 2016 6:52 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h3db0UsV1Go
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PostPosted: Sat Mar 26, 2016 7:58 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

What a tedious man. There is nothing redeeming about that band.
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PostPosted: Sat Mar 26, 2016 12:02 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Not a big U2 fan and can't stand anything post Zooropa (excuse the spelling)... but before that the Edge wrote some cracking tunes. Zooropa was U2's kid A but their fans just couldn't accept the shift... Bono creates hate.
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PostPosted: Sat Mar 26, 2016 2:17 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

dezb1 wrote:
Not a big U2 fan and can't stand anything post Zooropa (excuse the spelling)... but before that the Edge wrote some cracking tunes. Zooropa was U2's kid A but their fans just couldn't accept the shift... Bono creates hate.


This, I really enjoy everything up to zooropa, but their output after pop has just been cringe inducing
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PostPosted: Sat Mar 26, 2016 2:37 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

I thought this was a future thread about Gowanda Girl.
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PostPosted: Sat Mar 26, 2016 2:48 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Nick wrote:
I thought this was a future thread about Gowanda Girl.



You hijacking threads on robroe'a behalf these days?
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PostPosted: Sat Mar 26, 2016 2:51 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Bacchus started it in the tom green pub thread, I just ran with it.
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PostPosted: Sat Mar 26, 2016 3:00 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

I know there's not enough robroe on this forum but surely that's a situation for Rob to sort out.
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PostPosted: Sat Mar 26, 2016 3:03 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Cmon dude you're getting really morlanic on me right now.
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PostPosted: Sat Mar 26, 2016 3:11 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Nick wrote:
Cmon dude you're getting really morlanic on me right now.


touche... well played sir.
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PostPosted: Sun Apr 03, 2016 5:20 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

ITT: The Edge gets even more boring.
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PostPosted: Sun Apr 03, 2016 2:11 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

dezb1 wrote:
Not a big U2 fan and can't stand anything post Zooropa (excuse the spelling)... but before that the Edge wrote some cracking tunes. Zooropa was U2's kid A but their fans just couldn't accept the shift... Bono creates hate.

Yeah, I like a lot of the Edges guitar work up until then.
He created a big signature sound despite being a very average player by clever use of effects and techniques.
Would maybe get more credit if he wasn't in a huge corporate band fronted by a tosser that likes to spout off about politics.
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Stop fucking about and get an SD-1

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I got a stomach ache. Anyone got any heroin? Or like a gun or something?

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PostPosted: Sun Apr 03, 2016 4:04 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Fran wrote:
dezb1 wrote:
Not a big U2 fan and can't stand anything post Zooropa (excuse the spelling)... but before that the Edge wrote some cracking tunes. Zooropa was U2's kid A but their fans just couldn't accept the shift... Bono creates hate.

Yeah, I like a lot of the Edges guitar work up until then.
He created a big signature sound despite being a very average player by clever use of effects and techniques.
Would maybe get more credit if he wasn't in a huge corporate band fronted by a tosser that likes to spout off about politics.


Word.
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