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Cymbaline · . Joined: 22 Feb 2012 Posts: 214

Yeah so I have the Mikey Way Mustang, took the pickguard off to reveal more sparkles.
And the sunfire orange Super-Sonic.
I have sparkle-mania!!

And now I saw that gold sparkle tele in the other thread... damn, DO WANT!

Someone explain the etymology of where the term SCUMBAG sparkle came from?
Glam? or what?

robroe · Posted: Mon Feb 16, 2015 3:43 pm Post subject:

there is only one scumbag sparkle.

i created the term for the silver sparkle generation II 25.5 jagmaster.

it looks like fucking shit. total fucking shit. the neck was big, ugly, the finish on the back of it was total ass. the tuners were like 15 fucking dollars off a first act guitar. the whole fucking thing. the guitar angered me so much when Version 2 came out. fuck it to hell.

compare it to the beauty of its brothers and sisters.

[img]img13.shop-pro.jp/PA01277/346/product/79956736_o1.jpg/img]
[img]http://www.squier-talk.com/forum/attachments/guitars-sale-trade-wanted/15970d1356827455t-squier-venus-xii-surf-green-dsc01259-2-jpg[/img]
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robroe · Posted: Mon Feb 16, 2015 3:48 pm Post subject:

aparently the green Venus XII IS SO FUCKING AWESOME THAT NO PHOTO WILL LINK TO IT. FUCK SAKE IM DONE TRYING
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BearBoy · Posted: Mon Feb 16, 2015 3:55 pm Post subject:

They don't cast shadows either

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Cymbaline · . Joined: 22 Feb 2012 Posts: 214

Lets compile pics of all scumbag-sparkle guitars.
GO!

Rox · . Joined: 13 Apr 2010 Posts: 1283

I am actually considering getting a scumbag sparkle tele deluxe. Tangerine scumbag sparkle at that. Laughing

BearBoy · Posted: Mon Feb 16, 2015 7:11 pm Post subject:

Is that the same colour as the Pawn Shop Super Sonic?
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finboy · Posted: Mon Feb 16, 2015 7:51 pm Post subject:

The girlcaster, almost done, just have to figure out how to mount two lace single coils in the bridge position, securing them to a baseplate is proving a challenge.

timhulio · Posted: Mon Feb 16, 2015 9:03 pm Post subject:

YuriK · . Joined: 12 Dec 2013 Posts: 2344 Location: nyc

Love that guitar. I want one of those downloading communism stickers.
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robroe · Posted: Mon Feb 16, 2015 9:58 pm Post subject:

Is that my old guitar ends bought for Nicole?

The shortscalegeardemo of it has some of the most hateful comments ever posted on the webz
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robroe · Posted: Mon Feb 16, 2015 10:08 pm Post subject:

melody maker special and girlcaster.AVI: http://youtu.be/d3bpu5-3LB0

Link

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BearBoy · Posted: Mon Feb 16, 2015 10:15 pm Post subject:

Not everyone was being mean:

Fran · Posted: Mon Feb 16, 2015 10:28 pm Post subject:

Loev teh sparklez.

I saw an old Hamer Superstrat on eBay once that had a magenta metal flake finish. It was ridiculous. Wish I'd bought it.

Nick · Posted: Mon Feb 16, 2015 10:42 pm Post subject:

Rob that video cracks me up every single time. How anyone can think you're being serious in that vid is beyond me. I upvoted.

robroe · Posted: Mon Feb 16, 2015 10:44 pm Post subject:

that fucking SG fell off me 4 times in about 90 seconds
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Nick · Posted: Mon Feb 16, 2015 10:45 pm Post subject:

Straplocks man

finboy · Posted: Tue Feb 17, 2015 2:05 am Post subject:

speedfish · . Joined: 27 Oct 2011 Posts: 1148

robroe · Posted: Fri Feb 20, 2015 1:10 pm Post subject:

silver sparkle with red tort?

no clue.

for everyone else calling other colors scumbag sparkle i repeat: THE ONLY SCUMBAG SPARKLE IS SILVER SPARKLE WITH BLACK PICKGUARD.
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