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Doog
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PostPosted: Fri Jun 19, 2020 4:59 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

robroe wrote:
sunshiner wrote:
robroe wrote:
mine are still sitting in the same fucking town it stated in Monday

who the fuck knows.

They're all playing the fuck out of your guitar, man. Even doing guitar flips and teeth playing


i hope they are so agressive with them they break all the strings so i don't have to fuck with 9's


even touching them while removing them gives me anxiety

I bet they've been capoing the everloving shit outta those things
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sunshiner
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PostPosted: Fri Jun 19, 2020 5:13 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Playing only Depeche Mode in every key
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PostPosted: Fri Jun 19, 2020 5:49 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

plopswagon wrote:
The tone is in your penis


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PostPosted: Fri Jun 19, 2020 6:02 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote



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PostPosted: Fri Jun 19, 2020 6:04 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Now I just find out that the barcode was fucked on one of them.

The other guitar is just sitting there with it, with a seperate barcode not going anywhere either
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PostPosted: Fri Jun 19, 2020 6:21 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Ah. That's bollocks Rob.

Kick off at that Fender guy and get him to send you a free Cyclone II as a sweetener.
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I'm just going to smash it in with a hammer and hope it works. Tone is all in the fingers anyway.
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PostPosted: Fri Jun 19, 2020 6:37 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Threaten them that you'll be getting your Supersonics and Toronados from Gibson Guitar Company from now on.
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PostPosted: Sat Jun 20, 2020 6:46 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

plopswagon wrote:
The tone is in your penis

some fuzzy tones
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PostPosted: Sat Jun 20, 2020 6:48 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

sunshiner wrote:
plopswagon wrote:
The tone is in your penis

some tiny tones

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PostPosted: Sat Jun 20, 2020 9:12 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

plopswagon wrote:
sunshiner wrote:
plopswagon wrote:
The tone is in your penis

some tiny tones in yuor butthoal

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PostPosted: Sun Jun 21, 2020 3:11 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

plopswagon wrote:
The tone is in your penis


when I get a boner my girlfriend tells me to turn the amp down
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PostPosted: Sun Jun 21, 2020 5:19 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

plopswagon wrote:
sunshiner wrote:
plopswagon wrote:
The tone is in your penis

some tiny tones

Uncut edition is my favourite

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PostPosted: Tue Jun 23, 2020 12:19 am    Post subject: Reply with quote





I BEEN EVERYWHERE MAAAAYON I BEEN EVERY WHERE
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PostPosted: Tue Jun 23, 2020 1:58 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

robroe wrote:
I BEEN EVERYWHERE MAAAAYON I BEEN EVERY WHERE


hahahahahahaha
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PostPosted: Tue Jun 23, 2020 11:53 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Doog wrote:
I was gonna check for myself, but then I remembered. It still cracks me up that my work have blocked Offset haha

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Mine do as well, for the same reason. I'm not sure how it has been compromised though.
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ekwatts
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PostPosted: Tue Jun 23, 2020 11:57 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

I posted shitting dicknipples in spoiler tags. Since the average age of offset is 79, the old fucks couldn't figure it out.
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PostPosted: Tue Jun 23, 2020 12:16 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Yup, offset banned for me too. No great loss.
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PostPosted: Tue Jun 23, 2020 12:20 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Maybe the younger posters have migrated over to Offset's subreddit.

https://www.reddit.com/r/offset/comments/hc6bd6/ngd_squier_paranormal_toronado_in_black/
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PostPosted: Tue Jun 23, 2020 12:27 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote






UPDATE. IT TOOK 13 HOURS TO GO THIS FAR.

I'm 100% positive I can crawl 40 miles, sit on my ASSSSS for an hour, then crawl the final 40 miles in 13 hours
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