Jagstang neck door handles ...
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Jagstang neck door handles ...
This is taking Kurtz to an all new level... Stupid Brits !!!
If you thought that was bad enough then this is on the other side
Wouldn't mind but it looks a bit shit. Hopefully they were damaged or somethin.
Best and most valuable bit about the jag stang lol
If you thought that was bad enough then this is on the other side
Wouldn't mind but it looks a bit shit. Hopefully they were damaged or somethin.
Best and most valuable bit about the jag stang lol
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Dear Cunts,
First and foremost, I want to apologize for the use of the word 'cunts' in the greeting, as comparing you to a cunt, is an insult to the wonderful vagina. However, its connotation expresses how I feel about you.
Why do I feel about you in this way? Because you are using Fender Jag-stang necks - the greatest shortscale neck made - as door handles.
AND CONTINUE FROM HERE
First and foremost, I want to apologize for the use of the word 'cunts' in the greeting, as comparing you to a cunt, is an insult to the wonderful vagina. However, its connotation expresses how I feel about you.
Why do I feel about you in this way? Because you are using Fender Jag-stang necks - the greatest shortscale neck made - as door handles.
AND CONTINUE FROM HERE
10 PRINT "Bite Me!"
20 GOTO 10
20 GOTO 10
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Fun fact - I bought my LH Jagstang from across the road. So they're not ALL going on door handles!
Are we absolutely sure these are legit and they aren't just trolling with their decals?
Are we absolutely sure these are legit and they aren't just trolling with their decals?
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I saw one of these on my way into that shop - I didn't realise it was meant to be a door handle. Seems a massive facking waste to me! In their defense, they are one of the few shops on that street that isn't staffed by total dicks. The place that used to be next door but moved to above Andy's being the main offender. THEY MADE MY BLOOD BOIL
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I don't understand how are these "gay", Do these doorknobs give you the uncontrollable urge to gobble cock or something?LizardKing wrote:A screwdriver and some quick work then a little wood patching and they could be as good as new.
They probably WERE new before they were turned into some gay door art.
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I find that just being in the same room as a Jag-Stang gives me the uncontrollable urge to gobble cock.71Smallbox wrote:I don't understand how are these "gay", Do these doorknobs give you the uncontrollable urge to gobble cock or something?LizardKing wrote:A screwdriver and some quick work then a little wood patching and they could be as good as new.
They probably WERE new before they were turned into some gay door art.
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A doorway in the UK, innit. You'll end up part of a CCTV miniseries called "Thieving Cunts".matte30is wrote:Someone shoud take a screwdriver and free it.
By part 3 they'll show you having a shit later that day from inside the bowl and all.
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