gearwire is worse than ever

Post by **Mike** » Wed Apr 25, 2007 1:21 pm

Dan makes me want to hurt things.
http://www.gearwire.com/fender-deluxe-f ... -bass.html

I couldn't hold my tongue since they added comments.

zoinks · Post by **zoinks** » Wed Apr 25, 2007 1:40 pm

that dude is my hero. He was so baked during the Big muff review. I couldnt stop laughing.

Thom · Post by **Thom** » Wed Apr 25, 2007 1:42 pm

Mike wrote:Put some welly into it, there's worse things you could be doing with your time!

Haha, nice one.
It's true though, it's like he doesn't want to be doing it. Pratt.

Post by **Mike** » Wed Apr 25, 2007 1:42 pm

I don't think he's baked as much as devoid of any enthusiasm and/or broadcasting talent. Not to mention he can't play for shit.

kim · Post by **kim** » Wed Apr 25, 2007 1:51 pm

'with the brown pickguard' ...ASSSSSSSS.

give that thing to me, i don't give a damn that it's not a lefty, still could do that thing more justice, haha.

Post by **Doog** » Wed Apr 25, 2007 2:00 pm

DON'T HATE ON THE ACOSTO, HE'LL KILL YOUR ASS!

DISCRETELY!

Post by **Doog** » Wed Apr 25, 2007 2:07 pm

(C)Tweez

Tweez · Post by **Tweez** » Wed Apr 25, 2007 2:08 pm

The delays will be so discrete you won't hear the one that kills you.

Post by **Mike** » Wed Apr 25, 2007 2:11 pm

Dan Agosto isn't fit to suck my sample making cock. Can you imagine how much gearwire would rock if I killed Agosto and made a DAN SUIT and got all mental hyperactive on the demos?

Tweez · Post by **Tweez** » Wed Apr 25, 2007 2:14 pm

''Let's get this cunt out of the box!!''

Post by **Mike** » Wed Apr 25, 2007 2:15 pm

hahahaha..

EXTREME CLOSE UP!!!!

Tweez · Post by **Tweez** » Wed Apr 25, 2007 2:18 pm

Mike wrote:EXTREME CLOSE UP!!!!

WHOOAOOAAAAAHA!

It all ends with Mike burning Gearwire central down in a haze of torn packaging and spent batteries.

Post by **Mike** » Wed Apr 25, 2007 2:19 pm

Batteries are for losers, I'm plugging this pedal into the MAINFRAME

Post by **Doog** » Wed Apr 25, 2007 2:30 pm

"LET'S TEST THE PEDAL'S BATTERY BY PUTTING OUR TONGUE..NO, BELLEND ON THE TERMINALS!"

Tweez · Post by **Tweez** » Wed Apr 25, 2007 2:31 pm

It would be like some kindof horror film with Mike lurking in the shadows, draining power from every source into his ever longer chain of effects and amps.

''DeMarco vs Mike, the Final Battle''

Post by **Mike** » Wed Apr 25, 2007 3:07 pm

Tweez wrote:''DeMarco vs Mike, the Final Battle''

Oh it is so on.

Post by **Doog** » Wed Apr 25, 2007 3:12 pm

"JCM2000 HALF STACK BY MARSHALL, I CHOOSE YOU!"

euan · Post by **euan** » Wed Apr 25, 2007 3:13 pm

Mike wrote:
Tweez wrote:''DeMarco vs Mike, the Final Battle''
Oh it is so on.

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Get Hurb to referee.

Post by **Mike** » Wed Apr 25, 2007 3:16 pm

Doog wrote:
"JCM2000 HALF STACK BY MARSHALL, I CHOOSE YOU!"

pahahaha

Make me into one of the evil cunts.

Tweez · Post by **Tweez** » Wed Apr 25, 2007 3:51 pm

''KICK HIS ASS!''