gibson modelling 2015 models on guy fieri's toilet seats

laterallateral · Post by **laterallateral** » Sun Sep 28, 2014 9:04 pm

They look like poorly rendered 3D computer graphics of water

George · Post by **George** » Sun Sep 28, 2014 9:07 pm

that's very generous i think

laterallateral · Post by **laterallateral** » Sun Sep 28, 2014 9:10 pm

I'm reminded of a cheesy Pentium II era jetski racing game but I can't remember the exact title.

George · Post by **George** » Sun Sep 28, 2014 9:12 pm

wave race?

laterallateral · Post by **laterallateral** » Sun Sep 28, 2014 9:13 pm

EXACTLY!

laterallateral · Post by **laterallateral** » Sun Sep 28, 2014 9:15 pm

dub · Post by **dub** » Sun Sep 28, 2014 10:00 pm

Truly, a guitar for Francis Fukuyama.

theshadowofseattle · Post by **theshadowofseattle** » Sun Sep 28, 2014 10:11 pm

dub wrote:Fukuyama.

i'll fuk U yama. [/lizardkid]

ultratwin · Post by **ultratwin** » Mon Sep 29, 2014 4:03 am

Boo all of you. Hank J has been totes on track for the past few years with a whole string of game-changing winners.

With such momentum, don't you even dare to think that he won't be able to top the runaway success of these champs.

Richard · Post by **Richard** » Mon Sep 29, 2014 4:30 am

The bottom two in the left column are the least shite of the bunch(I'd actually play that stupid Les Paul with the reverse V headstock) and Wave Race fucking ruled.

Nick · Post by **Nick** » Mon Sep 29, 2014 4:33 am

I always liked the zoot suit sgs

sunshiner · Post by **sunshiner** » Mon Sep 29, 2014 6:05 am

Nick wrote:I always liked the zoot suit sgs

Crappy guitar with crappy amp
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I also dig new body design of the Special with the neck pickup closer to the neck

and Les Paul Deluxe with "newly designed" mini humbuckers that appeared two years ago in the 70's tribute SG, Firebird and Les Paul. New Deluxe is ridiculously expensive guitar, but I believe that those mini humbuckers are really good singing pickups

George · Post by **George** » Mon Sep 29, 2014 6:41 am

Nick wrote:I always liked the zoot suit sgs

Yeah same

NickS · Post by **NickS** » Mon Sep 29, 2014 9:42 am

The reverse V headstock - didn't Dean trademark that? If I saw a Les Paul with a reverse V headstock my first reaction would be "Dean"

ekwatts · Post by **ekwatts** » Mon Sep 29, 2014 10:29 am

That shit is shit.

Fakir Mustache · Post by **Fakir Mustache** » Mon Sep 29, 2014 10:47 am

NickS wrote:The reverse V headstock - didn't Dean trademark that? If I saw a Les Paul with a reverse V headstock my first reaction would be "Dean"

No, that headstock is from the 1950s and it's from the Explorer/Futura prototype, and not identical either.

I'm not into guitars which need a computer for configurations, but I do think that Dusk Tiger is cool looking. The flipped Explorer too.

Mo Law-ka · Post by **Mo Law-ka** » Mon Sep 29, 2014 12:37 pm

It's like Gibson asked a 13 year old Mo to design a bunch of guitars then made all of them. I approve.

George · Post by **George** » Mon Sep 29, 2014 1:47 pm

Mo Rawka wrote:It's like Gibson asked a 13 year old Mo to design a bunch of guitars then made all of them. I approve.

blooz lawyers, ladies and gentlemen

sunshiner · Post by **sunshiner** » Mon Sep 29, 2014 1:51 pm

Mo Rawka wrote:It's like Gibson asked a 13 year old Mo to design a bunch of guitars then made all of them. I approve.

"Happy kids - Happy Nation" Gibson, we think about Our Future...