In need of guitar/pedal advice

aen · Post by **aen** » Sun Nov 26, 2006 7:37 pm

So, I need some advice. or at least a what you would do type answer. I'm probably goign to be awarded my "quit smoking bonus" of about $700 out of my upcoming tax return, and I'm having quite the time coming up with what to do with it.

1. I reeeeeeeeallly want a EHX HOG, i think thats the pedal that makes the osunds I always wanted to hear.

2. My local shop manager offered me a CIJ Jag at a pretty fucking good price, then I wouldn't have to take my 69 jag to nasty places, if i so chose.

3. There's a rosewood tele at the store too, which I'd like a lot, I think the truss rod is fucked in my flower telecaster...

4. They also have the goddamn mustang!

I'm already at the point of extra guitars, so I definetly dont "need" another one, but something about the "last of the Japanese jags" and "crazy brown telecaster" really tugs at my heartstrings...

WW Y D?

Aug · Post by **Aug** » Sun Nov 26, 2006 7:48 pm

you already have guitars...get the pedal.

James · Post by **James** » Sun Nov 26, 2006 7:55 pm

How far ae you from vegas? Do you have a girlfriend? If you do, could you manage to keep "vegas hooker" stories on the quiet? Can you play poker?

Basically my plan with $700 would, get the cheapest return ticket to vegas you can, spend $200 playing poker and the rest on nice looking ladies.

Billy3000 · Post by **Billy3000** » Sun Nov 26, 2006 8:12 pm

I voted mustang because you already have a sweet-ass jag.

Post by **Hurb** » Sun Nov 26, 2006 8:16 pm

dont listen to these guys there clearly all gay.

Hog

Jesse · Post by **Jesse** » Sun Nov 26, 2006 8:20 pm

Give it to me. I'm amazing.

aen · Post by **aen** » Sun Nov 26, 2006 8:29 pm

If i plug a jazzmaster in your ass will you make ethereal textures and octave jumps?

Jesse · Post by **Jesse** » Sun Nov 26, 2006 8:31 pm

Shove anything in my ass, and I'll make a wide range of sounds.

Aug · Post by **Aug** » Sun Nov 26, 2006 8:59 pm

Jesse wrote:Shove anything in my ass, and I'll make a wide range of sounds.

Jesse! I'm shocked...

Jesse · Post by **Jesse** » Sun Nov 26, 2006 9:02 pm

What? You saying that you'd just stand there and take it silently if you got something shoved up your ass, Aug?

Aug · Post by **Aug** » Sun Nov 26, 2006 9:06 pm

I try to avoid foreign objects entering my anus. And yes, if someone were to violate my anus, I'd be making all kinds of racket.

Let's pray that never happens.

Mo Law-ka · Post by **Mo Law-ka** » Sun Nov 26, 2006 9:10 pm

ROSEWOOD TELE FTW!!!

matte30is · Post by **matte30is** » Sun Nov 26, 2006 11:04 pm

buy an marshall jcm 800.

BYOB Kenobi · Post by **BYOB Kenobi** » Sun Nov 26, 2006 11:18 pm

matte30is wrote:buy an marshall jcm 800.

best answer!

Post by **Doog** » Sun Nov 26, 2006 11:47 pm

Get your iffy Twin fixed and bask in it's clean loudness.

aen · Post by **aen** » Mon Nov 27, 2006 2:15 am

Oh, we pretty much sorted that out. I'm just not allowed to have the kind of clean bass response I want, because the speakers wimp out. EV 400 watt speakers are in the plan, but thats with "non-smoking extra monthly monies" ratehr than "Non smoking bonus FTW"

ludger · Post by **ludger** » Mon Nov 27, 2006 3:54 am

I second the rosewood tele. I have one and am very happy with it.

Post by **Mike** » Mon Nov 27, 2006 8:34 am

Doog wrote:Get your iffy Twin fixed and bask in it's clean loudness.

Totally.

Or get the HOG - you're an FX head - follow your heart.

theshadowofseattle · Post by **theshadowofseattle** » Mon Nov 27, 2006 8:45 am

Fuck all them other niggas
The shit they talk be straight up smelly
You only got two options
Buy the Tele
or I'll piss on your sister like R. Kelly

More Cowbell · Post by **More Cowbell** » Mon Nov 27, 2006 1:41 pm

HOG!

you already have a tele, and a jaguar.

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