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No, just no.

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If fender had any sense of humor as a company they would make this an April fools joke.
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...I don’t hate it.
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I don't hate it either. Although the line of the pickguard/volume & tone control plate at the bottom is all kind of wrong.

Could have been much nicer with a few minor changes.
Fran wrote:I love how this place is basic as fuck.
ekwatts wrote:I'm just going to smash it in with a hammer and hope it works. Tone is all in the fingers anyway.
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Re: No, just no.

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Thom wrote:Fender LANK
You been reading my YouTube comments on the fender channel?
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These were announced in the summer, maaaaaan; stop living such a varied, fulfilling life and stare at the internet more:
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http://www.gak.co.uk/blog/fender-parallel-universe/

Still want one of these:

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Although that tailpiece needs to be moved forward a bit FOSHO
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dots wrote:incesticide
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BearBoy wrote:I don't hate it either. Although the line of the pickguard/volume & tone control plate at the bottom is all kind of wrong.

Could have been much nicer with a few minor changes.
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Doog wrote:These were announced in the summerJanuary, maaaaaan; stop living such a varied, fulfilling life and stare at the internet more:
Doog wrote:
BearBoy wrote:And this....

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Fender are literally just designing guitars in Photoshop now, and then building them, aren't they?
http://www.shortscale.org/forum/viewtop ... c&start=20
Fran wrote:I love how this place is basic as fuck.
ekwatts wrote:I'm just going to smash it in with a hammer and hope it works. Tone is all in the fingers anyway.
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£8,905.73
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Fran wrote:I love how this place is basic as fuck.
ekwatts wrote:I'm just going to smash it in with a hammer and hope it works. Tone is all in the fingers anyway.
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Can I get that distressed?
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oops, I think I like this shape...

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That jag/strat had me thinking that fender were making burns copies
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BearBoy wrote:
Doog wrote:These were announced in the summerJanuary, maaaaaan; stop living such a varied, fulfilling life and stare at the internet more:
What can I say, I was ahead of my time as always
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plopswagon wrote:oops, I think I like this shape...

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I also like this... future oddball classic
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dezb1 wrote:
plopswagon wrote:oops, I think I like this shape...

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I also like this... future oddball classic
I would like it better with a Duo-Sonic pup set up and bridge.
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plopswagon wrote:oops, I think I like this shape...

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More interesting than all the cross designs.

Obviously there are borrowed ideas, but it's different enough.
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^ Like the body, not so keen on the Tele bridge/pickup arrangement. I wonder how it's routed?
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Fran wrote:
plopswagon wrote:oops, I think I like this shape...

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More interesting than all the cross designs.

Obviously there are borrowed ideas, but it's different enough.
If you use the search function to search keyword "lace cybercaster" you'll probably see every reply I've ever made to this heinous thing.

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