Posted: Sat Jul 31, 2021 2:32 pm
Nearer 1KL (kilolitre) in practise, but yeahpaul_ wrote:If only... this giant toy costs $1200/£1300NickS wrote:30 Ls? Sounds like one hell of a bargain.
Nearer 1KL (kilolitre) in practise, but yeahpaul_ wrote:If only... this giant toy costs $1200/£1300NickS wrote:30 Ls? Sounds like one hell of a bargain.
That’s a lot of volume… I’ll see myself outDoog wrote:Nearer 1KL (kilolitre) in practise, but yeahpaul_ wrote:If only... this giant toy costs $1200/£1300NickS wrote:30 Ls? Sounds like one hell of a bargain.
DENVER � Tooth Rust, a punk band on their first nationwide tour, was spared from robbery yesterday because of their Peavey, Epiphone, and other undesirable brands of equipment, the relieved band confirmed.
“What a waste of time. We’ve been scoping this venue for days, ready to rob one of these chump bands blind,� said a crestfallen Skyler Merrick, one of the would-be burglars. “But we never considered the possibility that a touring band might use cheap, unsellable gear that even a high school music department would reject. Imagine how our hearts sank upon seeing Peavey Valveking heads, sweat-soaked Epiphone Les Pauls, and a shit-ton of Behringer pedals. Behringers are barely worth the raw materials they’re made of.�
“It’s difficult days like this that make me question my childhood dreams of stealing from small-time bands,� lamented Merrick.
Tooth Rust’s rhythm guitarist and vocalist Marky Benn defended his band’s gear choices.
“Well, sorry if we don’t have rich parents like a lot of the bands in our scene. This is the best we could afford, and we actually like our gear,� argued Benn. “Peaveys are cheap and easy to fix, and no one can tell the difference between a Behringer and a Strymon reverb when cranked in a piss-soaked bar basement. So get over yourselves.�
“But in a big picture sort of way, it woulda been nice if someone did run off with all our shit,� admitted bassist Krya Farth. “We could’ve had a Kickstarter and finally get real Gibsons and Mesa/Boogie heads and JHS pedals. That’s why I left the van unlocked in the first place.�