Joan Jett Signature Melody Maker (FUCK YOU BILLY CORGAN)

Sloan · Post by **Sloan** » Sat Jun 07, 2008 12:55 am

HEY BILLY CORGAN, GO BACK TO UR COCKWASHIN'.
GETCHA SUM OF THE JOAN JETT SIGNATURE MELODY MAKER.

FOR THOSE THAT DON'T KNOW, JOAN JETT IS A HOT BITCH THAT HAD SOME HITS WITH HER GOOD COVERS OF OTHER SONGS.
FUCK YOU BILLY CORGAN.

â€œI got my Melody Maker in 1977,â€� the legendary Joan Jett says about the guitar she has made one of the most iconic instruments in rock and roll. â€œIt was light and it sounded great. It was the guitar I had in the Runaways and then played on all my hits, like â€˜I Love Rock Nâ€™ Rollâ€™ and â€˜Bad Reputationâ€™ and â€˜Do You Wanna Touch Me.â€™ Itâ€™s my baby, and Billy Corgan can go eat a pile of faggotshit.â€�

The classic, snarling growl of Jettâ€™s original Melody Maker is accurately captured by a single Gibson Burstbucker 3 zebra humbucker, slightly overwound with asymmetrical coils, unpolished Alnico II magnets, and all the punch and power of an original Gibson PAF pickup to send a bunch of whiny-ass bald Hot Topic goth queers to hell.

Sloan · Post by **Sloan** » Sat Jun 07, 2008 12:57 am

CH CH CH CH CH CH CH CH CHERRY BOMB MOTHERFUCKER.

Bacchus · Post by **Bacchus** » Sat Jun 07, 2008 12:58 am

Don't like it.

Mages · Post by **Mages** » Sat Jun 07, 2008 1:01 am

cooter · Post by **cooter** » Sat Jun 07, 2008 1:10 am

Yeah, that's one signature guitar I'd be proud to own.

gaybear · Post by **gaybear** » Sat Jun 07, 2008 1:45 am

i dig it and her.

astro · Post by **astro** » Sat Jun 07, 2008 1:46 am

Joan Jett = the hawtnezz

Sublimedo · Post by **Sublimedo** » Sat Jun 07, 2008 2:05 am

Will · Post by **Will** » Sat Jun 07, 2008 2:58 am

I'm gonna forward this to my Poli-Sci prof - she just sarted playing and is the world's biggest Joan Jett fan.

Mages · Post by **Mages** » Sat Jun 07, 2008 3:27 am

yea, this is a signature guitar that I would actually think about getting.
Joan Jett Signature Melody Maker

$839 MSRP <-- cool. means it will prolly sell for somewhere in the $600s

BODY
Body Style: "California" body shape
Body Species: Mahogany

FINGERBOARD
Fingerboard Species: Ebony
Scale Length: 243/4"
Number of Frets: 22
Inlays: Dot

ELECTRONICS
Pickups: One Burstbucker 3 Pickup (Zebra Coil) in the Bridge position
Controls: One volume, One tone, one Kill Switch, Black Witch-hat knobs with Chrome inserts

CASE
Case Exterior: USA Black Snakeskin Case <-- comes with case is awesomez

RumorsOFsurF · Post by **RumorsOFsurF** » Sat Jun 07, 2008 6:13 am

Sloan/Joan Jett wrote:Billy Corgan can go eat a pile of faggotshit

LOLZ

euan · Post by **euan** » Sat Jun 07, 2008 8:23 am

I don't know Joan Jett but I think I love her.

Post by **Mike** » Sat Jun 07, 2008 9:00 am

How can you not know Joan Fucking Jett, Euan?

You need to be BANNED.

euan · Post by **euan** » Sat Jun 07, 2008 9:15 am

I know of her. I just don't own or have downloaded any of her music.

James · Post by **James** » Sat Jun 07, 2008 11:19 am

I have no idea who she is.

robroe · Post by **robroe** » Sat Jun 07, 2008 12:09 pm

euan · Post by **euan** » Sat Jun 07, 2008 12:10 pm

That is a rather weak ass hammer. Any ban hammer should look like Thor's hammer.

robroe · Post by **robroe** » Sat Jun 07, 2008 12:13 pm

its more giant than a lake!!!!

and fuck thor. im so sick of comic book dudes right now

gaybear · Post by **gaybear** » Sat Jun 07, 2008 7:14 pm

WTF PEOPLE NOT KNOWING JOAN JETT?!??!??!??!?!??!??!

making me feel old, jerks.

don't you at least know:

I saw him dancin there by the record machine
I knew he must a been about seventeen
The beat was goin strong
Playin my favorite song
An I could tell it wouldnt be long
Till he was with me, yeah me, singin

I love rock n roll
So put another dime in the jukebox, baby
I love rock n roll
So come an take your time an dance with me

He smiled so I got up and asked for his name
That dont matter, he said,
cause its all the same

Said can I take you home where we can be alone

An next we were movin on
He was with me, yeah me

Next we were movin on
He was with me, yeah me, singin

I love rock n roll
So put another dime in the jukebox, baby
I love rock n roll
So come an take your time an dance with me

Said can I take you home where we can be alone

An well be movin on
An singin that same old song
Yeah with me, singin

I love rock n roll
So put another dime in the jukebox, baby
I love rock n roll
So come an take your time an dance with me

euan · Post by **euan** » Sat Jun 07, 2008 7:23 pm

yeah, i think i played that song in guitar hero.